evil space cats ep6

(last time) im not telling read it yourself(now) all the space cats are on a shelf " howd we get up here" a space cat says very confused "i dont know" nyan cat says like if they werent up on a shelf 15 feet from the ground "there is no possible way we could have got up here... well what ever we have to get down" "ok!" nyan cat says as he pushes the space cat off the shelf then he jumps after him, nyan cat catches up and pulls his parashute trigger then pulls his own " we have parashutes?" thespace cat says "ya i didnt know eithere" nyan cat says " what!?" the space cat says. They both hit the floor "comon men get down here" nyan cat yells up. "rrrrrr" a voice behind them says " on seconde thought stay up there!" they both turn around and the chihwawua is there with a space cats helment in his mouth "get your gun out!!!!" nyan cat yells at the space cat beside him "no wait!" a voice says from the back of the doggy" what was that" the space cat yells "its me timmy!" timmy the space cat comes onto the head of the dog " hey guys" "soldiar we have to put him down" nyan cat says to timmy "really but i just got him" timmy pouts "good bye chichi" timmy says while crying BAM the chihwawua falls to the ground "chichi!" timmy yells  "im sorry he had to go"nyan cat says "now cmon lets go help the other space cats down from the shellll..... WERED THEY GO" nyan cat says in suprise. In a dark room with one light "hello space cats" a objest in a green hood says "why did you bring us here!" a space cat yells "so we can kill the nyan" the hooded creature says to be continued

i saw an alien

Randys dead.... earth is gone all cause of!.....It was a dark night and and my friend randy was over at my house and me and randy were playing gost rcon "wow geez max you suck at this" Randy sais as he head shots me "well sorry i dont parctice my skills all day" I sai when all of a sudden we hered a bang outside. "whoa what was that?" I sai frightend "sounds scary... lets go chek it out!" Randy says exitedly. " no way it could have been the wolf" i said. but he grabs my shirt and i can hear it rip and brings me outside "im scared" I sai frightened cause of the heat and the wierd noises "I can see the smoke" randy sais then exitedly and runs into the forrest. "randy!!!" i yell while running after him. when i get into i feel a shiver up my back and a breeze hitting me. "RANDY!!!!" " I knew this would be a bad idea" I run farther into the forrest. It gets hotter and hotter the farther i go. im wondering why why its geting hotter untill i turn to the left were the heat is coming from then i see a  giant jet i mean a jet that can fit 40 jets inside of it. The jet has neon blue dots with neon green stripes going down the wing the base colour of it was neon red. when im done expecting the ship I look down to see a creature thats super skinny wearing a white foil suit with metal gloves, he has a big ovel shaped head with a horn that looks like unicorn horn thats glowing green. After a minute of being in shoke i see that the alien creaturn thing was holding randy by the neck but i get distracted by the aliens smell, he smell likes candy.  While im dastracted he shoots a beam that looks like a round rainbow that cames out of his hand and it hits me in the chest, i go flying into a tree the tree makes a cracking noise, when i wake up from the pain look up with my eyes are half shut  i see him holding randy by the neck half way up the ships stairs then the alien  turns his head and smiles with an evil glare then the ships doors closes and flys up and up intill i cant see it. "whoah" i say in shoke "my life is crazy" i walk slowly back to my house. While i walk up my stairs my mom askes " max weres randy" i look at the ground with a tiny smile "home".......(Exatly one year later) I get out of my room put a jaket on and walk into the forrest in a dark and stormy night and sit there in my hoddie. I sit there for about three hours untill a bright light apears in the sky and slowly comes down. I get up slowly. A giant jet with neon colors comes down to the surface and the stairs come down. And the candy sented creature with a horn comes out with a bodie in his arms and walks to randys grave stone and places him there. "why" i say. The alian looks at me "raa" the alian say quietly "why did you take him "I took him cause disturbed me in my procces" he says with a big deep voice "what procces?". The procces TO DESTROY THE EARTH!!" He yells so loud it hurts my ears and shoots a beam into the ground i run a takle him and then a boom..... I wake up in a bed inside a green tent i get up and go to the door of the tent. Once i open it i see millions of tents with familys crying. I look around a for a bit untill i see someone looking into up saying this isnt possible i look up and i see the moon the sun space and planets im confused how come i can see outer space planets stars.. i look to my left and i see a rainbow colored planet "whats that planet.." I sai confused and an army man comes up to me and says that planet well... thats earth....

my fear!!!!!

my biggest fear is........ the end of my street at night... because  theres a wolf in my forest thats not afraid of humans. my mom had a client that told her about it and then my mom told me. i wasnt that scared until we plaed dare devil with my sister and our neighbers trinity and tristen and zoe dared me to run around the end o my street 3 times so i did it. but while i was running i heard a howl and a wolf shape on the forrest trail so i turned and ran back to my house "max why are you running" zoe said but i ran inside without ansering

the evil space cats ep 5

(last time) the space cats got out runed by a chihwawua but they left one cat behind.....
(now) "huff puff help.. huff puff anyone" a space cat yells while running in the dark with the chihawua chasing him "rAAAAAA" the chihwawua yells. back in the kitchen " we got away from the chihwawua but we were close to dieing we lost one of our men out there and were not going to lose another so we have to try harder!" nyan cat yells "were trying as hard as we can sir" a space cat says scared " well do better then that!!!" nyan cat yells in his face " now cmon theres a killer out there and were gonna stop him... so lets go!" "ya!!!" all the space cats yell all at once. the space cats and nyan cat open the door "actully i change my mind" a space cat says "well to bad " nyan cat says quietly. At the other side of the house "please dont eat me little doggy im a nice space cat" the space cat says shaking, the chihwawua opens his mouth "noooooooooooo!!!!!!" to be continued

the evil space cats ep4

(LAST TIME) the evil space cats killed the pit bull what will they fight next read it now
(now) "that was scary :(" a space cat sais " i know it was i know" nyan cat sais sylently "but we need to continue on are adventure so lets go!!". After they walked 3 hours they heard a voice "rrrrrrr" the voice says "oh no not again" a space cat sais " dont worry its not a pit bull its stronger" nyan cat sais "what!" the space cat yells " wait for it" "rrrrrraw" a big shadow comes around the corner " GET YOUR GUNS READY!!!" nyan cat screams at that moment a chihwawua "ohhhh" a space cat sais daising at the chihwawua " runnnn" nyan cat says while running " why? " a space cat sais confused "raa" the chihwawua says while his teeth come out out of his gums real sharp. The chihwawua runs at them " ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" the space cat yells " told you" nyan cat yells from around the corner. the space cats get around the corner "get in!" nyan cat says while holding a door. the space cats get in then nyan cat slams the door. "wait!!! im still out here a space cat says while locked behind the door "help" the lights go out "anybody" " im scared" he hears footsteps "mommy...."

the evil space cats ep3

( last time) the evil space cats flew down to earth and got high tech space guns that shoot lazers.
(now) "these guns are hevy" a space cat complains. "shut up!" nyan cat yells."ok" "shh" nyan cat wispers. "what is i..." nyan cat hits him " be quiet". "rrrrr" a voice in the distence says. eeeppp a space cat yells "idiot!" nyan cat yells " why are you guys just standing there runnnnnn!!!!" nyan cat and the space cats start runing away while a pit bull is chasing them. the pit bull jumps and gets one of the space cats "help" the space cat yells while hes getting eaten alive. "good bye soldier" nyan cat said slowly. "ruff!" the pit bull yells "use your guns!" nyan cat screams. the space cats pull out there lazer guns and shoot the pitbull. "uhh ohh" the pitbull says.BAM. ''good bye pitbull" to be continued

the evil space cats ep2

( last time) dogs have become the greatest pet of all time so the cats meet up with the nyan cat to help them train.( now) "lets go space cats" nyan cat screems. "yes sir" all the nyan cats yell at the same time. And then they all jump out of the space craft  and started storming down to earth. " this sucks!!!!!" a random space cat says while flying to earth on fire. "almost there" nyan cat says like there not on fire. BAM. the space cats get up. '' ow'' says one of the spacecats. suddenly high tech guns fall from the sky. nyan cat catches one "lets do this". to be continued

dead (evil space cats ep2 coming today)

if i died and i was a gost i would think of possibilitys of being a gost but first i needed to make sure i was dead. so would find a wall and try running trough it if it works im a gost and guess what.... it didnt work :(

one year left :(

(not a true story) well today i whent to the doctors today a when i walked in the doctor walked in looking upset and he told me i had one year to live. my heart was pumping and my bodie was shaking. When i got home i sat down and said wow one year i got to make it the best year of my life so i stole my parents money and flew to mexico and in mexico i robbed banks and stole money without them nowing and started my adventure:)


The first thing i would do is go to new york ive been  but i didnt do everthing.  so In new york i would buy everything i whanted plus a wiener dog thats really fat and name it dingo get a home and stay for 2 monthes then sell my house buy a van put all my stuff in it then go skydiving over new york  once i land i would buy a yacht and sail to japan on my way to japan i would go scuba diving  and fishing for sharks :) my yacht would be my home for the 5 to 8 weeks sailing to japan till i finally get there.


when i get there i would buy every manga ( japanise comic) ive ever whanted and buy a dogo with a house next to it and take all my stuff of my yacht plus dingo and i would buy a katanas and other ninja wepons.
when im done putting  all my stuff in my new home i would learn japanise so could talk to every one  and make friends and ask if they could  teach my how to make mangas and be a world famouse manga maker!


in my last two monthes i would sail home to kelowna and say good bye to my family and friends and when i have a week iwould give all my stuff and money to charity and go to new york a go to the tallest building in the last hour i would scream I LOVE YOU MOM AND DAD and jump a week later everyone i met in japan and new york and kelowna and my family comes to my funarle to say good bye

monkey

if i could be any animal it would  have to be a monkey :) cause they eat anything (mostly bananas) and there active. all day monkeys just play around in trees so no one can  see them, they have no prays and there friends are monkeys and all the other apes in the world! Were monkeys live are the best to they live in a jungle A GIANT JUNGLE GYM.... but if i couldnt be a monkey i would be....... A EVIL SPACE CAT a cat that is trying to kill all the dogs in the world so he can be mans best friend.

the bath tube

speed racing :), a big cereal bowl ,a sled,

a door,a tiger cage, a giant Pepsi can( with Pepsi in it),a computer, a hat,a binder,a chair, a bathtub, a space ship for the evil space cats, a giant piece of bread,a boat, a car, a trampoline, a bed,

the evil space cats ep1

there was a day were the dogs took over and the cats weren't happy so they talked to there leader the nyan cat (the nyan cat is a pop tart cat that fly's in space) and he gave them all space helmets and then he brought them to space and  they went to the space farm with taco dog doughnut horse  star sheep and many more and the nyan cat trained them to fight and fly in space and now it was time to fight >:)

COOKIES!!!!!

i love COOKIES