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Tuesday, 13 December 2011

The teddy with a bite (big write but finished)

CHAPTER 1 :the creation
This is a story of max Nosittap and his scary and monstrous adventure to fight the monster teddy!!!!!!!It was a dark and stormy night and i was sitting in front of my laptop on youtube "ah funny cat" i say watching keyboard cat "max!! time for DINER" my mom yells from the kitchen "FINE I'M COMING" i yell back at her. I pause my video and close my laptop. "hey mom whats for diner" "chicken with ceaser salad" my mom tell me while she puts Slade on my plate "with root beer"  "ya  ill go eat  in my room bye" i say right when i run down the stairs "max get back here!" my mom yells leaning over the rail of the stairs "hes not coming mom" Zoe (my sister) says while walking by my mom. "time to watch key board cat" i say while placing my diner on my desk i open the laptop and click on a suggestion the video was called funny, it is 30 seconds long so i start watching when the video almost ends a scary face and a scream pops up on my screen. I flinch and hit my root beer all over my laptop and it shocks my whole desk including me "ow!" i scream in pain. I look up and my  old teddy bear is at the top shelf of my desk. i get up and poke it but it shocks me "ouch... AGAIN!" i yell looking at my laptop. i bend down and pick up my laptop and try turning it on "come on..... come on..... COME ON!" my laptop turns on "thank you". so i put my ipod down and leave my room . later that night i go back into my room to get my ipod. when i get into my room i go to my little night stand and open the little cupboard. And when i look in side i see something........ MY......ipod. so i grab it but when i turn around i see my old teddy bear just a normal brown teddy bear. It was just siting there "wernt you up there?" i say to the teddy bear. so i go over to it and pick it up and put it in my closet. "get in there" i put it on the top shelf  and leave "but max didn't know what was going to happen" a random voice says

CHAPTER 2: school
The next day at school it was very very very boring but i have to go. At the final bell i scream with joy and race to my locker i open my locker and all my stuff was missing but on the hook of my locker was a note, so i go up and grabbed it and it said. "oh hello max i stole all of your junk cause your the easiest target love hate from the bullie/jack" I put the note down and think to myself in anger " wow i really hate that guy" but if only i could say that to his face. When i turn around i see Alex my best friend. While hes walking over i notice hes on a limb " hey Alex whats up with your leg" i ask "oh funny story." Alex giggled"I was walking to school when i pass your house i ring your door bell and you wernt there so i continue to go back to going to school when i notice a brown old wet teddy bear on the ground so i pick it up and it smelled like root beer and ash.... So i trowed it to the ground and walk away then i feel a sharp pain in my leg and i scream but when i looked down... nothing was there." " Wait was the teddy bear brown" i asked in concern "yeah why?" he asked back " that was my teddy bear from when i was five i spilt root beer on my computer last night and it got all over my desk then when i notice the teddy bear i shocked it so that's why it was smelling like ash-" rinnnnnnnnngggggggg "meet me after school" Alex requested " sorry i cant" but it was to late Alex already ran off "dang it now i have to find my stuff" while i turn the corner of the hallway i see a garbage can with a note on it so i peel it off " hey loser want your stuff turn around" so i turn and jack the massive 500 pound bullie came and flipped me into the garbage can " ha ha loser!" he screams while walking away. I stick my head out of the garbage can " i hate him" i grumbled. After school when i walked up to my front door and see no teddy bear any were "Lieer" i say to myself while i walk into my house but sitting on my stairs is my teddy bear "oh your in here" i say to my self. I bend down grabbed it and  a sharp pain came to my finger and my finger was inside its mouth "aah" i scream in terror while pulling myself back.

CHAPTER 3: battle of the teddy
I ran as fast as i can towards the school. The teddy bear running behind me "hey max what took you so long" he says while i zoom past him " fine be that way" Alex turns his head and the teddy bear jumps onto his face "hmm mhh hmmm" Alex grumbles trying to get the teddy of his face "ALEX!" i yell running to save him. When i get to him i skin Alex's face with a punch hitting the teddy flying off his face "Alex are you-- Ahhhh" a scream looking at Alex's face turned into a face with skin just muscle and tissue "oh my goodness" Alex's body falls to its knees then flat on its face. I turn my head and see the teddy rubbing its tummy "oh yeah that tastes Good" it says with a creepy voice "ah" i scream again while running away from the teddy " oh bad child get back here" the teddy says while picking up a rock. He trows the rock and it just misses my head. The teddy runs tweeds me with another rock and chucks it at me but this time it hits my leg " ow!" i scream in pain while falling to the ground. i roll to my back and there is the teddy holding a metal pipe "sorry for hitting your leg.... NOT!" The evil teddy swings the pipe around his head "good bye Maxy! ah aha" he brings it back a bit more but right when i tought i might die another pipe hits the teddy all the into the schools wall. i look up and see the janitor Mr.Fletcher "Mr.Fletcher.." i say in shock "Hello sunny. As you can tell your over there got his face peeled off and you almost got your head bashed in. Until i came" Mr.Fletcher says putting his hand " come on. get up don't be shy" while he helps me up i look at the wall " HEY! wheres the teddy" Mr.Fletcher looks at the wall "that's not go-" Mr. Fletcher get whammed in the head with a pipe  " you think i would die that easy did you" the teddy says bouncing the pipe up and down on his palm. "now its your turn!" he swings it back. Again really i think to myself panicking. When i open my eyes all i see is a pipe before i get whammed in the head. When it hits me I'm surprised I'm not knocked out i get up and I'm dizzy holding my head "ohhh that hurt" "oh i guess i didn't hit you that hard oh well this will finish you off!" teddy yells. i panic but something comes to my head "do a barrel roll" so i do it a barrel roll and the evil teddy bear misses "dang it i swear i was going to hit you!" he spazes. I run up behind him and kick him upside the head, while he goes flying in the air i see that i made a rip in his head " well thats a start" i say to myself  while picking up the pipe. when i get to the bushes he landed in. I start wacking away at the bushes but nothing was there "what the" i say very confused "over here" evil teddy said holding the rip shut "i have a back wepon" he says putting his hand down the rip. im suprised at what i see

CHAPTER 4: final battle
The evil teddy was holding a gun. "oh no!" I say to myself. I get up as fast as i can and run, When I say run i mean sprint. As im rinning faster than i ever had before I hear a gun shot bounce of the ground next to me "Quit moving you idiot" The evil teddy yells aiming for my head. "Oh god, Max dont look back dont look back" I say closing my eyes but when i open them i hit run straight of a big hill. As i roll down the hill i hit like 19 diffrent rocks, when i get to the bottom I would swear my leg was broken. Blood going down my face from my nose and head, Blood gushing out of my leg. Thats how i new it was broken. Im laying there looking at the top of the hill no sighn of the evil teddy when all of a sudden the evil teddy jumps on top of me with the gun to my head " listen  little boy im gonna kill you right now" he yells at my face  "No" I say back to him "excuse me'' He says back again "I said NO!" I yell "ohhhh you little devil" BAM!The teddy shoots me in the chest. My life flashes before me but the last thing i see is me as a baby with the teddy my life ends right there  and then. Its the funarel for max His brother jack his sister zoe his mom Emily and his dad bob sitting there crying When everyone left Jack stood there and dropped to his knees "ill get my revenge brother i will".......

reply from elf

DEAR: IDOTIC JERK/ MAX

HELLO AND BY THE WAY MY NAME IS HERBERT and what if i dont whant to anwer! AND WERE NOT SMALL! Were just...um... not tall. Also are feet arnt pointy my shoes are but not my feet! Oh aha a real question i dont make all of the gifts in one month i worke on them all year you idiot, were di you even get the idea that we made them in one month! And again IM NOT SMALL!

Again herbert. And i look like a boy (of course) i wear green and white tights with green shoes with a puff on the front  with a santa het but the red is green we elfs also were a green dress thing but its not a dress just sorta. AM I TO SMALL TO CELBRATE CHRISTMAS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! OF COURSE NOT YOU JERK!

lots of hate: herbert




Friday, 9 December 2011

dear elf! (some random elf)

Dear: elf

Hello mr.elf my name is Max i  had some questions for you if your willing to anwer..... OK YOU ARE! So my first question to you is... Why are you and all the other  elfs soooooo small! And why are youre feet so pointy and how do you make so many gifts in one month like wow youre so amezing but.... YOURE REALLY SMALL HAHAHAHAH.


So mr. elf what do you really look like and what do you really wear? Do you always wear green? Do you celebrate after christmas or are you.....to......SMALL! ahahhahahhhahayahjahhahahadxhsagdyusacd
so do you? and do you get presents?


lots of love max

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

ninja cat

 It was a normal day when al of a sudden a big swarm of dogs come running as fast as a car and smells like wet dog, the front dog had a bag in his mouth. i think to myself how wierd that was but all of a sudden it gets dark but only around me so i look up and theres a cat in ninja suit standing on its two feet. The ninja cat pulls out its ninja staff " meow meow meowwww" the yells than jumps of the building and wacks one of the dogs with it. i run to catch up. ninja cat jumps  in front of the pack. all the dos wimper like crying babys. "meow" the ninja cat sais in a deep voice. ninja cat jumps up and smacks the dog leader in the face wich made the bag go flying like a person getting hit by a bull in a bull run, As the cat walks towards the bag all the dogs run off ninja cat picks up the bag and looks inside the bag and its eyes twinkle, ninja cat puts its hand in and pulls out something and lifts it in the air with glory so i read what it says "CAT NIP" in big bold letters "cat nip" i scream "all that for cat nip " the ninja cat gives me a evil look and runs at me and ninja kicks me in the face! " and thats why youre late" my boss tells me "yep"i say nervesly " youre fired" my boss slowly walks away. i look out the window and ninja cat is sitting on the building next door. it looks at me and winks

Monday, 5 December 2011

the teddy with a bite (big write)

CHAPTER 1 :the creation
This is a story of max Nosittap and his scary and monstrous adventure to fight the monster teddy!!!!!!!It was a dark and stormy night and i was sitting in front of my laptop on youtube "ah funny cat" i say watching keyboard cat "max!! time for DINER" my mom yells from the kitchen "FINE I'M COMING" i yell back at her. I pause my video and close my laptop. "hey mom whats for diner" "chicken with ceaser salad" my mom tell me while she puts Slade on my plate "with root beer"  "ya  ill go eat  in my room bye" i say right when i run down the stairs "max get back here!" my mom yells leaning over the rail of the stairs "hes not coming mom" Zoe (my sister) says while walking by my mom. "time to watch key board cat" i say while placing my diner on my desk i open the laptop and click on a suggestion the video was called funny, it is 30 seconds long so i start watching when the video almost ends a scary face and a scream pops up on my screen. I flinch and hit my root beer all over my laptop and it shocks my whole desk including me "ow!" i scream in pain. I look up and my  old teddy bear is at the top shelf of my desk. i get up and poke it but it shocks me "ouch... AGAIN!" i yell looking at my laptop. i bend down and pick up my laptop and try turning it on "come on..... come on..... COME ON!" my laptop turns on "thank you". so i put my ipod down and leave my room . later that night i go back into my room to get my ipod. when i get into my room i go to my little night stand and open the little cupboard. And when i look in side i see something........ MY......ipod. so i grab it but when i turn around i see my old teddy bear just a normal brown teddy bear. It was just siting there "wernt you up there?" i say to the teddy bear. so i go over to it and pick it up and put it in my closet. "get in there" i put it on the top shelf  and leave "but max didn't know what was going to happen" a random voice says

CHAPTER 2: school
The next day at school it was very very very boring but i have to go. At the final bell i scream with joy and race to my locker i open my locker and all my stuff was missing but on the hook of my locker was a note, so i go up and grabbed it and it said. "oh hello max i stole all of your junk cause your the easiest target love hate from the bullie/jack" I put the note down and think to myself in anger " wow i really hate that guy" but if only i could say that to his face. When i turn around i see Alex my best friend. While hes walking over i notice hes on a limb " hey Alex whats up with your leg" i ask "oh funny story." Alex giggled"I was walking to school when i pass your house i ring your door bell and you wernt there so i continue to go back to going to school when i notice a brown old wet teddy bear on the ground so i pick it up and it smelled like root beer and ash.... So i trowed it to the ground and walk away then i feel a sharp pain in my leg and i scream but when i looked down... nothing was there." " Wait was the teddy bear brown" i asked in concern "yeah why?" he asked back " that was my teddy bear from when i was five i spilt root beer on my computer last night and it got all over my desk then when i notice the teddy bear i shocked it so that's why it was smelling like ash-" rinnnnnnnnngggggggg "meet me after school" Alex requested " sorry i cant" but it was to late Alex already ran off "dang it now i have to find my stuff" while i turn the corner of the hallway i see a garbage can with a note on it so i peel it off " hey loser want your stuff turn around" so i turn and jack the massive 500 pound bullie came and flipped me into the garbage can " ha ha loser!" he screams while walking away. I stick my head out of the garbage can " i hate him" i grumbled. After school when i walked up to my front door and see no teddy bear any were "Lieer" i say to myself while i walk into my house but sitting on my stairs is my teddy bear "oh your in here" i say to my self. I bend down grabbed it and  a sharp pain came to my finger and my finger was inside its mouth "aah" i scream in terror while pulling myself back.

CHAPTER 3: battle of the teddy
I ran as fast as i can towards the school. The teddy bear running behind me "hey max what took you so long" he says while i zoom past him " fine be that way" Alex turns his head and the teddy bear jumps onto his face "hmm mhh hmmm" Alex grumbles trying to get the teddy of his face "ALEX!" i yell running to save him. When i get to him i skin Alex's face with a punch hitting the teddy flying off his face "Alex are you-- Ahhhh" a scream looking at Alex's face turned into a face with skin just muscle and tissue "oh my goodness" Alex's body falls to its knees then flat on its face. I turn my head and see the teddy rubbing its tummy "oh yeah that tastes Good" it says with a creepy voice "ah" i scream again while running away from the teddy " oh bad child get back here" the teddy says while picking up a rock. He trows the rock and it just misses my head. The teddy runs tweeds me with another rock and chucks it at me but this time it hits my leg " ow!" i scream in pain while falling to the ground. i roll to my back and there is the teddy holding a metal pipe "sorry for hitting your leg.... NOT!" The evil teddy swings the pipe around his head "good bye Maxy! ah aha" he brings it back a bit more but right when i tought i might die another pipe hits the teddy all the into the schools wall. i look up and see the janitor Mr.Fletcher "Mr.Fletcher.." i say in shock "Hello sunny. As you can tell your over there got his face peeled off and you almost got your head bashed in. Until i came" Mr.Fletcher says putting his hand " come on. get up don't be shy" while he helps me up i look at the wall " HEY! wheres the teddy" Mr.Fletcher looks at the wall "that's not go-" Mr. Fletcher get whammed in the head with a pipe  " you think i would die that easy did you" the teddy says bouncing the pipe up and down on his palm. "now its your turn!" he swings it back. Again really i think to myself panicking. When i open my eyes all i see is a pipe before i get whammed in the head. When it hits me I'm surprised I'm not knocked out i get up and I'm dizzy holding my head "ohhh that hurt" "oh i guess i didn't hit you that hard oh well this will finish you off!" teddy yells. i panic but something comes to my head "do a barrel roll" so i do it a barrel roll and the evil teddy bear misses "dang it i swear i was going to hit you!" he spazes. I run up behind him and kick him upside the head, while he goes flying in the air i see that i made a rip in his head " well thats a start" i say to myself  while picking up the pipe. when i get to the bushes he landed in. I start wacking away at the bushes but nothing was there "what the" i say very confused "over here" evil teddy said holding the rip shut "i have a back wepon" he says putting his hand down the rip. im suprised at what i see

CHAPTER 4: final battle
The evil teddy was holding a gun  (not done)