HORROR PART 1

It was halloween and i was geting ready to go trick or treating when all of a sudden..... my mom yelled son get in here "ok mom!" i screamed but as i said that i heard something i turn around and see a toy on the ground i pick it up and it looks like my sister so i scream ew and put it in the trash. About two hours later i go outside to meet my friend for trick or treating. Of course hes here on time and gets out of his car and runs up the street "come on max!" he yelles from the top of the street "be right there !" i yell up at him. I sprint up the road to catch up to him, 1 hour into trick or treating we have 2 pillow cases full of candy so i say to alex im going back to get some pillow cases '' NO!" alex yelles "lets just go to the corner store and points and a market named wilies market "hm ive never seen it before" i say concerned about it "what ever i dont whant to wait up here for you!....... its creepy" alex wimpers. so me and alex walk in to wilies market and go up to the cashier "do you have any pillow cases" Alex says to to cashier "Alex a market wont sell pillow cas--" "Yes we do." The cashier sais after he cuts me off  "Its in the back" "why thank you" Alex says why'll looking at me like hes the winner of life. Me and alex go to the back of the store with whats his face and its getting darker "ummm.... its getting dark in here " alex says like hes about to wet himself i was going to say something but i wasnt able to speak "TIME TO DIE YOU TO" whats his face says while her turns to a hotdog "MY NAME IS WILLIE!" willie yells "oh no..." alex wimpers willie gets bigger and bigger and picks us up "on no! wait i can talk! Yaaa.... wait" i say relizing im being held by willie the giant hotdog "TIME TO DIE AHAHA!" willie yelles "oh no" alex and me wimper to be continued

evil space cats the movie

"Let us gooo" a space cat yells "no not until you tell me were the nyan cats planet is" the hooden cat says "come on we dont even know how we got there in the first place" the space cat yells. The hooded cat leaves "heyyy! Get back here" the space cat yelles again "we'll be lonely...." "dont worrie you have me!" a random space cat sais "im doomed" EVILSPACECATSTHEMOVIE "nyan cat... the other guy passed out"timmy sais pointing at the dead space cat "ah what ever one gone 8 thou... dang it timmy died" nyan cat said while looking at timmys dead body. "guess its just me" nyan cat walks out of the kitchen into the hall way "shut up!!!!" the lonley space cat sais "why? im trying to keep you co..." a space cat sais "SHUT UP!!! YOUVE BEEN TALKING FOR 5HOURS JUST SHUT UP!!!!" the space cat yells and the stupid one "ok--"the stupid one sais stupidly "NO SHUT UP ITS NOT OK" meanwhile "im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorryyyy sniff" the stupid one says "hellooo little space cats" the hodded one sais "but ther all dead exept me sam and that stupid one"sam the space cat sais "the names j--" "I SAID SHUT UP!!!" "ok" the stupid one named j sais "wait no my names jack" "what did i just sai" sam sais "sorry sam" jack sais "your both idiots" the hooded one sais " now time to die" the hooded one sais  he floats into the air and presses a button a door opens and a poodle walks out and is about to bite jack "nooooo" jack sais "yesssss!!!" sam screams with joy "stop!!!!" nyan cat yells from ontop of the poodle "inpossible" the hooded one sais in shock. nyan cat jumps of the poodle onto the hooded one. the hooded bites a piece of the nyan cats pop tart body "ahhhhhh!!!" nyan cat yells in pain. the hooded one kicks the nyan cat to the ground "ruff" the poodle sais and eats the hooded one "yum" the poodle sais "were saved" jack sais "can we leave him here"  sam says "im sorry but know" nyan cat says " THANK YOU NYAN CAT I LOOOOOVVVVVEEEE YOU!" jack yelles "fine we can leave him" nyan cat wispers to sam "NOOO DONT LEAVE ME" jack screams as nyan cat and sam leave "wait ill be good..... guys" 5 hours later a hand comes from under the ground the a cat with a hood comes up and puts on the hood the hooded cat is BACK!!!!! to be contiued

how to make the mega burger

This burger is going to kill me.... But its good! oh hello there you want this burger.... WELL TO BAD ITS MINE, but if you want one you can make the Maxs Extremely Giant Astrunominal BURGER with these easy steps! Why should you? Well its the best most biggest burger IN THE WORLD and its really tasty. :)

What youll need is a long plate one that can fit a baseball bat or use three plates put together to make one big plate then youll need one of those big piece of italian bread, two buger patties, three hotdogs(no bun), mustard, ketchup, lettuce, carrots (for the side), Some root beer,a cup, A smaller plate A table and 5 donuts And opinal manaise, cucumbers, and tomatoes. if your vegatairian get veggie burger patties and veggie hotdogs And if you want to be extreme buy A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN (very expensive $$$$) Dont like chocolate well TOO BAD!! Well when you get all that its time for the fun part making it.

First you grab your italyan bread and cut it down the middle so it opens like a hotdog bun. Grab your two patties and fold them in half and put them at the sides of the bread. After you finish that get the hot dogs and fill the middle of the bread with them, grab your ketchup and put it on top of the patties not the hot dogs! Then grab your mustard and squirt it on the hot dogs. Wash your lettuce then put it on top then put manaise on the top then put it on the plate then pour carrots on the side of the side of the plate. Put the plate  on your table and go to the fridge, grab the root beer and get a cup open the root beer and pour it in the cup. Go put the cup next to the big plate. Go get the donuts and put them on the small plate and go to the table and enjoy.

I hope this mega burger fills you up or gives you a heart attack. Now good bye and good night :) by: max

what makes my writting worth reading

my writting is worth reading becaus....... My writting has  humor adventure and nothing is ever the same! Lots of ideas and there all original

plane ticket

It was a bright sunny day when all of a sudden i saw a 3o dollar bill i pick it up and go whoa im gonna buy something so i go to a book store a buy a japenese manga and in side there was a plane ticket to tokyo and i run home and show it to my mom and dad "why would you go to tokyo" my mom says "well" i sai...." in tokyo theres mangas amazing drawing schools and i can learn to draw mangas and come back to canada a sell it" "anything else" my mom says "oh yeah theres tall buildings a japanise school were i can learn there language and then buy games that arnt realeased yet and show it off in peoples faces!' i yell "so this is all to show off "my mom says "noooo you know me ive always wanted to go to japan to meet the creators of naruto, full metal alchamist, death note, ect!" i sai without  catching my breath "ok then how will this influence your future" my mom say while crossing her arms thinking shell win the fight  "i practicly said it ill learn japenise two launguges will help me get a better job and until then ill learn to draw better and make mangas and comics to make money and buy a house and pay for everything" "ummmm fine you can go to japan and live a life" my mom sais "thank you!!!"i scream in joy i run to the airport "you know hes 12 right" my dad dais "oh no" my mom mumbles

space cats

evil space cats the movie coming soon (working on it)