The teddy with a bite (big write but finished)

CHAPTER 1 :the creation
This is a story of max Nosittap and his scary and monstrous adventure to fight the monster teddy!!!!!!!It was a dark and stormy night and i was sitting in front of my laptop on youtube "ah funny cat" i say watching keyboard cat "max!! time for DINER" my mom yells from the kitchen "FINE I'M COMING" i yell back at her. I pause my video and close my laptop. "hey mom whats for diner" "chicken with ceaser salad" my mom tell me while she puts Slade on my plate "with root beer"  "ya  ill go eat  in my room bye" i say right when i run down the stairs "max get back here!" my mom yells leaning over the rail of the stairs "hes not coming mom" Zoe (my sister) says while walking by my mom. "time to watch key board cat" i say while placing my diner on my desk i open the laptop and click on a suggestion the video was called funny, it is 30 seconds long so i start watching when the video almost ends a scary face and a scream pops up on my screen. I flinch and hit my root beer all over my laptop and it shocks my whole desk including me "ow!" i scream in pain. I look up and my  old teddy bear is at the top shelf of my desk. i get up and poke it but it shocks me "ouch... AGAIN!" i yell looking at my laptop. i bend down and pick up my laptop and try turning it on "come on..... come on..... COME ON!" my laptop turns on "thank you". so i put my ipod down and leave my room . later that night i go back into my room to get my ipod. when i get into my room i go to my little night stand and open the little cupboard. And when i look in side i see something........ MY......ipod. so i grab it but when i turn around i see my old teddy bear just a normal brown teddy bear. It was just siting there "wernt you up there?" i say to the teddy bear. so i go over to it and pick it up and put it in my closet. "get in there" i put it on the top shelf  and leave "but max didn't know what was going to happen" a random voice says

CHAPTER 2: school
The next day at school it was very very very boring but i have to go. At the final bell i scream with joy and race to my locker i open my locker and all my stuff was missing but on the hook of my locker was a note, so i go up and grabbed it and it said. "oh hello max i stole all of your junk cause your the easiest target love hate from the bullie/jack" I put the note down and think to myself in anger " wow i really hate that guy" but if only i could say that to his face. When i turn around i see Alex my best friend. While hes walking over i notice hes on a limb " hey Alex whats up with your leg" i ask "oh funny story." Alex giggled"I was walking to school when i pass your house i ring your door bell and you wernt there so i continue to go back to going to school when i notice a brown old wet teddy bear on the ground so i pick it up and it smelled like root beer and ash.... So i trowed it to the ground and walk away then i feel a sharp pain in my leg and i scream but when i looked down... nothing was there." " Wait was the teddy bear brown" i asked in concern "yeah why?" he asked back " that was my teddy bear from when i was five i spilt root beer on my computer last night and it got all over my desk then when i notice the teddy bear i shocked it so that's why it was smelling like ash-" rinnnnnnnnngggggggg "meet me after school" Alex requested " sorry i cant" but it was to late Alex already ran off "dang it now i have to find my stuff" while i turn the corner of the hallway i see a garbage can with a note on it so i peel it off " hey loser want your stuff turn around" so i turn and jack the massive 500 pound bullie came and flipped me into the garbage can " ha ha loser!" he screams while walking away. I stick my head out of the garbage can " i hate him" i grumbled. After school when i walked up to my front door and see no teddy bear any were "Lieer" i say to myself while i walk into my house but sitting on my stairs is my teddy bear "oh your in here" i say to my self. I bend down grabbed it and  a sharp pain came to my finger and my finger was inside its mouth "aah" i scream in terror while pulling myself back.

CHAPTER 3: battle of the teddy
I ran as fast as i can towards the school. The teddy bear running behind me "hey max what took you so long" he says while i zoom past him " fine be that way" Alex turns his head and the teddy bear jumps onto his face "hmm mhh hmmm" Alex grumbles trying to get the teddy of his face "ALEX!" i yell running to save him. When i get to him i skin Alex's face with a punch hitting the teddy flying off his face "Alex are you-- Ahhhh" a scream looking at Alex's face turned into a face with skin just muscle and tissue "oh my goodness" Alex's body falls to its knees then flat on its face. I turn my head and see the teddy rubbing its tummy "oh yeah that tastes Good" it says with a creepy voice "ah" i scream again while running away from the teddy " oh bad child get back here" the teddy says while picking up a rock. He trows the rock and it just misses my head. The teddy runs tweeds me with another rock and chucks it at me but this time it hits my leg " ow!" i scream in pain while falling to the ground. i roll to my back and there is the teddy holding a metal pipe "sorry for hitting your leg.... NOT!" The evil teddy swings the pipe around his head "good bye Maxy! ah aha" he brings it back a bit more but right when i tought i might die another pipe hits the teddy all the into the schools wall. i look up and see the janitor Mr.Fletcher "Mr.Fletcher.." i say in shock "Hello sunny. As you can tell your over there got his face peeled off and you almost got your head bashed in. Until i came" Mr.Fletcher says putting his hand " come on. get up don't be shy" while he helps me up i look at the wall " HEY! wheres the teddy" Mr.Fletcher looks at the wall "that's not go-" Mr. Fletcher get whammed in the head with a pipe  " you think i would die that easy did you" the teddy says bouncing the pipe up and down on his palm. "now its your turn!" he swings it back. Again really i think to myself panicking. When i open my eyes all i see is a pipe before i get whammed in the head. When it hits me I'm surprised I'm not knocked out i get up and I'm dizzy holding my head "ohhh that hurt" "oh i guess i didn't hit you that hard oh well this will finish you off!" teddy yells. i panic but something comes to my head "do a barrel roll" so i do it a barrel roll and the evil teddy bear misses "dang it i swear i was going to hit you!" he spazes. I run up behind him and kick him upside the head, while he goes flying in the air i see that i made a rip in his head " well thats a start" i say to myself  while picking up the pipe. when i get to the bushes he landed in. I start wacking away at the bushes but nothing was there "what the" i say very confused "over here" evil teddy said holding the rip shut "i have a back wepon" he says putting his hand down the rip. im suprised at what i see

CHAPTER 4: final battle
The evil teddy was holding a gun. "oh no!" I say to myself. I get up as fast as i can and run, When I say run i mean sprint. As im rinning faster than i ever had before I hear a gun shot bounce of the ground next to me "Quit moving you idiot" The evil teddy yells aiming for my head. "Oh god, Max dont look back dont look back" I say closing my eyes but when i open them i hit run straight of a big hill. As i roll down the hill i hit like 19 diffrent rocks, when i get to the bottom I would swear my leg was broken. Blood going down my face from my nose and head, Blood gushing out of my leg. Thats how i new it was broken. Im laying there looking at the top of the hill no sighn of the evil teddy when all of a sudden the evil teddy jumps on top of me with the gun to my head " listen  little boy im gonna kill you right now" he yells at my face  "No" I say back to him "excuse me'' He says back again "I said NO!" I yell "ohhhh you little devil" BAM!The teddy shoots me in the chest. My life flashes before me but the last thing i see is me as a baby with the teddy my life ends right there  and then. Its the funarel for max His brother jack his sister zoe his mom Emily and his dad bob sitting there crying When everyone left Jack stood there and dropped to his knees "ill get my revenge brother i will".......

reply from elf

DEAR: IDOTIC JERK/ MAX

HELLO AND BY THE WAY MY NAME IS HERBERT and what if i dont whant to anwer! AND WERE NOT SMALL! Were just...um... not tall. Also are feet arnt pointy my shoes are but not my feet! Oh aha a real question i dont make all of the gifts in one month i worke on them all year you idiot, were di you even get the idea that we made them in one month! And again IM NOT SMALL!

Again herbert. And i look like a boy (of course) i wear green and white tights with green shoes with a puff on the front  with a santa het but the red is green we elfs also were a green dress thing but its not a dress just sorta. AM I TO SMALL TO CELBRATE CHRISTMAS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! OF COURSE NOT YOU JERK!

lots of hate: herbert

dear elf! (some random elf)

Dear: elf

Hello mr.elf my name is Max i  had some questions for you if your willing to anwer..... OK YOU ARE! So my first question to you is... Why are you and all the other  elfs soooooo small! And why are youre feet so pointy and how do you make so many gifts in one month like wow youre so amezing but.... YOURE REALLY SMALL HAHAHAHAH.


So mr. elf what do you really look like and what do you really wear? Do you always wear green? Do you celebrate after christmas or are you.....to......SMALL! ahahhahahhhahayahjahhahahadxhsagdyusacd
so do you? and do you get presents?


lots of love max

ninja cat

 It was a normal day when al of a sudden a big swarm of dogs come running as fast as a car and smells like wet dog, the front dog had a bag in his mouth. i think to myself how wierd that was but all of a sudden it gets dark but only around me so i look up and theres a cat in ninja suit standing on its two feet. The ninja cat pulls out its ninja staff " meow meow meowwww" the yells than jumps of the building and wacks one of the dogs with it. i run to catch up. ninja cat jumps  in front of the pack. all the dos wimper like crying babys. "meow" the ninja cat sais in a deep voice. ninja cat jumps up and smacks the dog leader in the face wich made the bag go flying like a person getting hit by a bull in a bull run, As the cat walks towards the bag all the dogs run off ninja cat picks up the bag and looks inside the bag and its eyes twinkle, ninja cat puts its hand in and pulls out something and lifts it in the air with glory so i read what it says "CAT NIP" in big bold letters "cat nip" i scream "all that for cat nip " the ninja cat gives me a evil look and runs at me and ninja kicks me in the face! " and thats why youre late" my boss tells me "yep"i say nervesly " youre fired" my boss slowly walks away. i look out the window and ninja cat is sitting on the building next door. it looks at me and winks

the teddy with a bite (big write)

CHAPTER 1 :the creation
This is a story of max Nosittap and his scary and monstrous adventure to fight the monster teddy!!!!!!!It was a dark and stormy night and i was sitting in front of my laptop on youtube "ah funny cat" i say watching keyboard cat "max!! time for DINER" my mom yells from the kitchen "FINE I'M COMING" i yell back at her. I pause my video and close my laptop. "hey mom whats for diner" "chicken with ceaser salad" my mom tell me while she puts Slade on my plate "with root beer"  "ya  ill go eat  in my room bye" i say right when i run down the stairs "max get back here!" my mom yells leaning over the rail of the stairs "hes not coming mom" Zoe (my sister) says while walking by my mom. "time to watch key board cat" i say while placing my diner on my desk i open the laptop and click on a suggestion the video was called funny, it is 30 seconds long so i start watching when the video almost ends a scary face and a scream pops up on my screen. I flinch and hit my root beer all over my laptop and it shocks my whole desk including me "ow!" i scream in pain. I look up and my  old teddy bear is at the top shelf of my desk. i get up and poke it but it shocks me "ouch... AGAIN!" i yell looking at my laptop. i bend down and pick up my laptop and try turning it on "come on..... come on..... COME ON!" my laptop turns on "thank you". so i put my ipod down and leave my room . later that night i go back into my room to get my ipod. when i get into my room i go to my little night stand and open the little cupboard. And when i look in side i see something........ MY......ipod. so i grab it but when i turn around i see my old teddy bear just a normal brown teddy bear. It was just siting there "wernt you up there?" i say to the teddy bear. so i go over to it and pick it up and put it in my closet. "get in there" i put it on the top shelf  and leave "but max didn't know what was going to happen" a random voice says

CHAPTER 2: school
The next day at school it was very very very boring but i have to go. At the final bell i scream with joy and race to my locker i open my locker and all my stuff was missing but on the hook of my locker was a note, so i go up and grabbed it and it said. "oh hello max i stole all of your junk cause your the easiest target love hate from the bullie/jack" I put the note down and think to myself in anger " wow i really hate that guy" but if only i could say that to his face. When i turn around i see Alex my best friend. While hes walking over i notice hes on a limb " hey Alex whats up with your leg" i ask "oh funny story." Alex giggled"I was walking to school when i pass your house i ring your door bell and you wernt there so i continue to go back to going to school when i notice a brown old wet teddy bear on the ground so i pick it up and it smelled like root beer and ash.... So i trowed it to the ground and walk away then i feel a sharp pain in my leg and i scream but when i looked down... nothing was there." " Wait was the teddy bear brown" i asked in concern "yeah why?" he asked back " that was my teddy bear from when i was five i spilt root beer on my computer last night and it got all over my desk then when i notice the teddy bear i shocked it so that's why it was smelling like ash-" rinnnnnnnnngggggggg "meet me after school" Alex requested " sorry i cant" but it was to late Alex already ran off "dang it now i have to find my stuff" while i turn the corner of the hallway i see a garbage can with a note on it so i peel it off " hey loser want your stuff turn around" so i turn and jack the massive 500 pound bullie came and flipped me into the garbage can " ha ha loser!" he screams while walking away. I stick my head out of the garbage can " i hate him" i grumbled. After school when i walked up to my front door and see no teddy bear any were "Lieer" i say to myself while i walk into my house but sitting on my stairs is my teddy bear "oh your in here" i say to my self. I bend down grabbed it and  a sharp pain came to my finger and my finger was inside its mouth "aah" i scream in terror while pulling myself back.

CHAPTER 3: battle of the teddy
I ran as fast as i can towards the school. The teddy bear running behind me "hey max what took you so long" he says while i zoom past him " fine be that way" Alex turns his head and the teddy bear jumps onto his face "hmm mhh hmmm" Alex grumbles trying to get the teddy of his face "ALEX!" i yell running to save him. When i get to him i skin Alex's face with a punch hitting the teddy flying off his face "Alex are you-- Ahhhh" a scream looking at Alex's face turned into a face with skin just muscle and tissue "oh my goodness" Alex's body falls to its knees then flat on its face. I turn my head and see the teddy rubbing its tummy "oh yeah that tastes Good" it says with a creepy voice "ah" i scream again while running away from the teddy " oh bad child get back here" the teddy says while picking up a rock. He trows the rock and it just misses my head. The teddy runs tweeds me with another rock and chucks it at me but this time it hits my leg " ow!" i scream in pain while falling to the ground. i roll to my back and there is the teddy holding a metal pipe "sorry for hitting your leg.... NOT!" The evil teddy swings the pipe around his head "good bye Maxy! ah aha" he brings it back a bit more but right when i tought i might die another pipe hits the teddy all the into the schools wall. i look up and see the janitor Mr.Fletcher "Mr.Fletcher.." i say in shock "Hello sunny. As you can tell your over there got his face peeled off and you almost got your head bashed in. Until i came" Mr.Fletcher says putting his hand " come on. get up don't be shy" while he helps me up i look at the wall " HEY! wheres the teddy" Mr.Fletcher looks at the wall "that's not go-" Mr. Fletcher get whammed in the head with a pipe  " you think i would die that easy did you" the teddy says bouncing the pipe up and down on his palm. "now its your turn!" he swings it back. Again really i think to myself panicking. When i open my eyes all i see is a pipe before i get whammed in the head. When it hits me I'm surprised I'm not knocked out i get up and I'm dizzy holding my head "ohhh that hurt" "oh i guess i didn't hit you that hard oh well this will finish you off!" teddy yells. i panic but something comes to my head "do a barrel roll" so i do it a barrel roll and the evil teddy bear misses "dang it i swear i was going to hit you!" he spazes. I run up behind him and kick him upside the head, while he goes flying in the air i see that i made a rip in his head " well thats a start" i say to myself  while picking up the pipe. when i get to the bushes he landed in. I start wacking away at the bushes but nothing was there "what the" i say very confused "over here" evil teddy said holding the rip shut "i have a back wepon" he says putting his hand down the rip. im suprised at what i see

CHAPTER 4: final battle
The evil teddy was holding a gun  (not done)

If I could be the most atractive person

if i could be the most atractive person.... wait i already am

MY DREAM home

My house is in a competition but no worries because its the best house in the world! it would be 5 floors of pure awsome! outside has worlds biggest trampoline, its next to a tree with a long branch with rope on it, and at the end of the rope is a chocolate bar (skor bar to be exact) and my butler would change it each time i eat it. my driveway is 30 meters long at the entrance there is a gate and  on top of it would say "MAXS HOUSE!" in big letters! my house would be white with a solid gold doors. inside on the first floor theres my butlers room/kitchen/the freezer. why the freezer? well hes a peinguin butler that wears a tuxido. hes very well trained. When you walk in on the left you will see a big vault when you open it youll see 30.000 baby kittens wearing capes just sitting there going "meow" all day. straight ahead when you walk in theres my escaletors but what you dont see is whats behind the stairs.... Behind the stairs is the arcade its a huge arcade with classic and old arcade games but theres a door at the back and inside is a room called maxs game lounge, its a room with every ps3, x-box 360 and wii game thats out and when a new game comes out they ship a copie to me :).the second floor is the bounce floor its a giant space with no obstacales exept the escalator. but theres a giant plastic container around the escolator with a door so you wont break it. the 3rd floor is the best of em all the sweet room its full of candy like skittles,m&ms, lollipops, pixie sticks, mike and ikes and every other candy in the world well only in canada and america. but thats not the best part theres a big door with a passlock and lock and a finger scanner because insides called the pop room with every popular pop like 7-up, cocacola, pepsi,root beer, every crush, cream soda and fanta. 4th floor is my room with a theater room in the back behind a theater door with a popcorn maker next to it. i have a double king size bed with a 250 inch flat screen tv with the boxee box. The 5th floor has a vaut with all the money i own wich is like 900 billion dollars and next to that vault is the nyan vault wich is filled with nyan cat stuff and at the back theres a real nyan cat in a container. and that is my beutiful house and now thank you and good night : ).

my new holiday

if i could make up a holiday it would be....... SUPER MEGA TEDDY BEAR COSTUME DAY! Its a day where you go to the area it is being held (sorta like zombie walk or comicon) and wear  a teddy bear costume that you can make or buy one at the area its being held. What you do on super mega teddy bear costume day is starting off at the end of a side walk and there is a car next to every teddy bear and the car plays happy music and the teddy bears run down the side walk dancing and hugging random people this holiday would happen also the night of halloween. BUT! you be a zombie teddy bear and the car plays heavy metal music and you scare people!

HORROR PART 1

It was halloween and i was geting ready to go trick or treating when all of a sudden..... my mom yelled son get in here "ok mom!" i screamed but as i said that i heard something i turn around and see a toy on the ground i pick it up and it looks like my sister so i scream ew and put it in the trash. About two hours later i go outside to meet my friend for trick or treating. Of course hes here on time and gets out of his car and runs up the street "come on max!" he yelles from the top of the street "be right there !" i yell up at him. I sprint up the road to catch up to him, 1 hour into trick or treating we have 2 pillow cases full of candy so i say to alex im going back to get some pillow cases '' NO!" alex yelles "lets just go to the corner store and points and a market named wilies market "hm ive never seen it before" i say concerned about it "what ever i dont whant to wait up here for you!....... its creepy" alex wimpers. so me and alex walk in to wilies market and go up to the cashier "do you have any pillow cases" Alex says to to cashier "Alex a market wont sell pillow cas--" "Yes we do." The cashier sais after he cuts me off  "Its in the back" "why thank you" Alex says why'll looking at me like hes the winner of life. Me and alex go to the back of the store with whats his face and its getting darker "ummm.... its getting dark in here " alex says like hes about to wet himself i was going to say something but i wasnt able to speak "TIME TO DIE YOU TO" whats his face says while her turns to a hotdog "MY NAME IS WILLIE!" willie yells "oh no..." alex wimpers willie gets bigger and bigger and picks us up "on no! wait i can talk! Yaaa.... wait" i say relizing im being held by willie the giant hotdog "TIME TO DIE AHAHA!" willie yelles "oh no" alex and me wimper to be continued

evil space cats the movie

"Let us gooo" a space cat yells "no not until you tell me were the nyan cats planet is" the hooden cat says "come on we dont even know how we got there in the first place" the space cat yells. The hooded cat leaves "heyyy! Get back here" the space cat yelles again "we'll be lonely...." "dont worrie you have me!" a random space cat sais "im doomed" EVILSPACECATSTHEMOVIE "nyan cat... the other guy passed out"timmy sais pointing at the dead space cat "ah what ever one gone 8 thou... dang it timmy died" nyan cat said while looking at timmys dead body. "guess its just me" nyan cat walks out of the kitchen into the hall way "shut up!!!!" the lonley space cat sais "why? im trying to keep you co..." a space cat sais "SHUT UP!!! YOUVE BEEN TALKING FOR 5HOURS JUST SHUT UP!!!!" the space cat yells and the stupid one "ok--"the stupid one sais stupidly "NO SHUT UP ITS NOT OK" meanwhile "im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorryyyy sniff" the stupid one says "hellooo little space cats" the hodded one sais "but ther all dead exept me sam and that stupid one"sam the space cat sais "the names j--" "I SAID SHUT UP!!!" "ok" the stupid one named j sais "wait no my names jack" "what did i just sai" sam sais "sorry sam" jack sais "your both idiots" the hooded one sais " now time to die" the hooded one sais  he floats into the air and presses a button a door opens and a poodle walks out and is about to bite jack "nooooo" jack sais "yesssss!!!" sam screams with joy "stop!!!!" nyan cat yells from ontop of the poodle "inpossible" the hooded one sais in shock. nyan cat jumps of the poodle onto the hooded one. the hooded bites a piece of the nyan cats pop tart body "ahhhhhh!!!" nyan cat yells in pain. the hooded one kicks the nyan cat to the ground "ruff" the poodle sais and eats the hooded one "yum" the poodle sais "were saved" jack sais "can we leave him here"  sam says "im sorry but know" nyan cat says " THANK YOU NYAN CAT I LOOOOOVVVVVEEEE YOU!" jack yelles "fine we can leave him" nyan cat wispers to sam "NOOO DONT LEAVE ME" jack screams as nyan cat and sam leave "wait ill be good..... guys" 5 hours later a hand comes from under the ground the a cat with a hood comes up and puts on the hood the hooded cat is BACK!!!!! to be contiued

how to make the mega burger

This burger is going to kill me.... But its good! oh hello there you want this burger.... WELL TO BAD ITS MINE, but if you want one you can make the Maxs Extremely Giant Astrunominal BURGER with these easy steps! Why should you? Well its the best most biggest burger IN THE WORLD and its really tasty. :)

What youll need is a long plate one that can fit a baseball bat or use three plates put together to make one big plate then youll need one of those big piece of italian bread, two buger patties, three hotdogs(no bun), mustard, ketchup, lettuce, carrots (for the side), Some root beer,a cup, A smaller plate A table and 5 donuts And opinal manaise, cucumbers, and tomatoes. if your vegatairian get veggie burger patties and veggie hotdogs And if you want to be extreme buy A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN (very expensive $$$$) Dont like chocolate well TOO BAD!! Well when you get all that its time for the fun part making it.

First you grab your italyan bread and cut it down the middle so it opens like a hotdog bun. Grab your two patties and fold them in half and put them at the sides of the bread. After you finish that get the hot dogs and fill the middle of the bread with them, grab your ketchup and put it on top of the patties not the hot dogs! Then grab your mustard and squirt it on the hot dogs. Wash your lettuce then put it on top then put manaise on the top then put it on the plate then pour carrots on the side of the side of the plate. Put the plate  on your table and go to the fridge, grab the root beer and get a cup open the root beer and pour it in the cup. Go put the cup next to the big plate. Go get the donuts and put them on the small plate and go to the table and enjoy.

I hope this mega burger fills you up or gives you a heart attack. Now good bye and good night :) by: max

what makes my writting worth reading

my writting is worth reading becaus....... My writting has  humor adventure and nothing is ever the same! Lots of ideas and there all original

plane ticket

It was a bright sunny day when all of a sudden i saw a 3o dollar bill i pick it up and go whoa im gonna buy something so i go to a book store a buy a japenese manga and in side there was a plane ticket to tokyo and i run home and show it to my mom and dad "why would you go to tokyo" my mom says "well" i sai...." in tokyo theres mangas amazing drawing schools and i can learn to draw mangas and come back to canada a sell it" "anything else" my mom says "oh yeah theres tall buildings a japanise school were i can learn there language and then buy games that arnt realeased yet and show it off in peoples faces!' i yell "so this is all to show off "my mom says "noooo you know me ive always wanted to go to japan to meet the creators of naruto, full metal alchamist, death note, ect!" i sai without  catching my breath "ok then how will this influence your future" my mom say while crossing her arms thinking shell win the fight  "i practicly said it ill learn japenise two launguges will help me get a better job and until then ill learn to draw better and make mangas and comics to make money and buy a house and pay for everything" "ummmm fine you can go to japan and live a life" my mom sais "thank you!!!"i scream in joy i run to the airport "you know hes 12 right" my dad dais "oh no" my mom mumbles

space cats

evil space cats the movie coming soon (working on it)

evil space cats ep6

(last time) im not telling read it yourself(now) all the space cats are on a shelf " howd we get up here" a space cat says very confused "i dont know" nyan cat says like if they werent up on a shelf 15 feet from the ground "there is no possible way we could have got up here... well what ever we have to get down" "ok!" nyan cat says as he pushes the space cat off the shelf then he jumps after him, nyan cat catches up and pulls his parashute trigger then pulls his own " we have parashutes?" thespace cat says "ya i didnt know eithere" nyan cat says " what!?" the space cat says. They both hit the floor "comon men get down here" nyan cat yells up. "rrrrrr" a voice behind them says " on seconde thought stay up there!" they both turn around and the chihwawua is there with a space cats helment in his mouth "get your gun out!!!!" nyan cat yells at the space cat beside him "no wait!" a voice says from the back of the doggy" what was that" the space cat yells "its me timmy!" timmy the space cat comes onto the head of the dog " hey guys" "soldiar we have to put him down" nyan cat says to timmy "really but i just got him" timmy pouts "good bye chichi" timmy says while crying BAM the chihwawua falls to the ground "chichi!" timmy yells  "im sorry he had to go"nyan cat says "now cmon lets go help the other space cats down from the shellll..... WERED THEY GO" nyan cat says in suprise. In a dark room with one light "hello space cats" a objest in a green hood says "why did you bring us here!" a space cat yells "so we can kill the nyan" the hooded creature says to be continued

i saw an alien

Randys dead.... earth is gone all cause of!.....It was a dark night and and my friend randy was over at my house and me and randy were playing gost rcon "wow geez max you suck at this" Randy sais as he head shots me "well sorry i dont parctice my skills all day" I sai when all of a sudden we hered a bang outside. "whoa what was that?" I sai frightend "sounds scary... lets go chek it out!" Randy says exitedly. " no way it could have been the wolf" i said. but he grabs my shirt and i can hear it rip and brings me outside "im scared" I sai frightened cause of the heat and the wierd noises "I can see the smoke" randy sais then exitedly and runs into the forrest. "randy!!!" i yell while running after him. when i get into i feel a shiver up my back and a breeze hitting me. "RANDY!!!!" " I knew this would be a bad idea" I run farther into the forrest. It gets hotter and hotter the farther i go. im wondering why why its geting hotter untill i turn to the left were the heat is coming from then i see a  giant jet i mean a jet that can fit 40 jets inside of it. The jet has neon blue dots with neon green stripes going down the wing the base colour of it was neon red. when im done expecting the ship I look down to see a creature thats super skinny wearing a white foil suit with metal gloves, he has a big ovel shaped head with a horn that looks like unicorn horn thats glowing green. After a minute of being in shoke i see that the alien creaturn thing was holding randy by the neck but i get distracted by the aliens smell, he smell likes candy.  While im dastracted he shoots a beam that looks like a round rainbow that cames out of his hand and it hits me in the chest, i go flying into a tree the tree makes a cracking noise, when i wake up from the pain look up with my eyes are half shut  i see him holding randy by the neck half way up the ships stairs then the alien  turns his head and smiles with an evil glare then the ships doors closes and flys up and up intill i cant see it. "whoah" i say in shoke "my life is crazy" i walk slowly back to my house. While i walk up my stairs my mom askes " max weres randy" i look at the ground with a tiny smile "home".......(Exatly one year later) I get out of my room put a jaket on and walk into the forrest in a dark and stormy night and sit there in my hoddie. I sit there for about three hours untill a bright light apears in the sky and slowly comes down. I get up slowly. A giant jet with neon colors comes down to the surface and the stairs come down. And the candy sented creature with a horn comes out with a bodie in his arms and walks to randys grave stone and places him there. "why" i say. The alian looks at me "raa" the alian say quietly "why did you take him "I took him cause disturbed me in my procces" he says with a big deep voice "what procces?". The procces TO DESTROY THE EARTH!!" He yells so loud it hurts my ears and shoots a beam into the ground i run a takle him and then a boom..... I wake up in a bed inside a green tent i get up and go to the door of the tent. Once i open it i see millions of tents with familys crying. I look around a for a bit untill i see someone looking into up saying this isnt possible i look up and i see the moon the sun space and planets im confused how come i can see outer space planets stars.. i look to my left and i see a rainbow colored planet "whats that planet.." I sai confused and an army man comes up to me and says that planet well... thats earth....

my fear!!!!!

my biggest fear is........ the end of my street at night... because  theres a wolf in my forest thats not afraid of humans. my mom had a client that told her about it and then my mom told me. i wasnt that scared until we plaed dare devil with my sister and our neighbers trinity and tristen and zoe dared me to run around the end o my street 3 times so i did it. but while i was running i heard a howl and a wolf shape on the forrest trail so i turned and ran back to my house "max why are you running" zoe said but i ran inside without ansering

the evil space cats ep 5

(last time) the space cats got out runed by a chihwawua but they left one cat behind.....
(now) "huff puff help.. huff puff anyone" a space cat yells while running in the dark with the chihawua chasing him "rAAAAAA" the chihwawua yells. back in the kitchen " we got away from the chihwawua but we were close to dieing we lost one of our men out there and were not going to lose another so we have to try harder!" nyan cat yells "were trying as hard as we can sir" a space cat says scared " well do better then that!!!" nyan cat yells in his face " now cmon theres a killer out there and were gonna stop him... so lets go!" "ya!!!" all the space cats yell all at once. the space cats and nyan cat open the door "actully i change my mind" a space cat says "well to bad " nyan cat says quietly. At the other side of the house "please dont eat me little doggy im a nice space cat" the space cat says shaking, the chihwawua opens his mouth "noooooooooooo!!!!!!" to be continued

the evil space cats ep4

(LAST TIME) the evil space cats killed the pit bull what will they fight next read it now
(now) "that was scary :(" a space cat sais " i know it was i know" nyan cat sais sylently "but we need to continue on are adventure so lets go!!". After they walked 3 hours they heard a voice "rrrrrrr" the voice says "oh no not again" a space cat sais " dont worry its not a pit bull its stronger" nyan cat sais "what!" the space cat yells " wait for it" "rrrrrraw" a big shadow comes around the corner " GET YOUR GUNS READY!!!" nyan cat screams at that moment a chihwawua "ohhhh" a space cat sais daising at the chihwawua " runnnn" nyan cat says while running " why? " a space cat sais confused "raa" the chihwawua says while his teeth come out out of his gums real sharp. The chihwawua runs at them " ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" the space cat yells " told you" nyan cat yells from around the corner. the space cats get around the corner "get in!" nyan cat says while holding a door. the space cats get in then nyan cat slams the door. "wait!!! im still out here a space cat says while locked behind the door "help" the lights go out "anybody" " im scared" he hears footsteps "mommy...."

the evil space cats ep3

( last time) the evil space cats flew down to earth and got high tech space guns that shoot lazers.
(now) "these guns are hevy" a space cat complains. "shut up!" nyan cat yells."ok" "shh" nyan cat wispers. "what is i..." nyan cat hits him " be quiet". "rrrrr" a voice in the distence says. eeeppp a space cat yells "idiot!" nyan cat yells " why are you guys just standing there runnnnnn!!!!" nyan cat and the space cats start runing away while a pit bull is chasing them. the pit bull jumps and gets one of the space cats "help" the space cat yells while hes getting eaten alive. "good bye soldier" nyan cat said slowly. "ruff!" the pit bull yells "use your guns!" nyan cat screams. the space cats pull out there lazer guns and shoot the pitbull. "uhh ohh" the pitbull says.BAM. ''good bye pitbull" to be continued

the evil space cats ep2

( last time) dogs have become the greatest pet of all time so the cats meet up with the nyan cat to help them train.( now) "lets go space cats" nyan cat screems. "yes sir" all the nyan cats yell at the same time. And then they all jump out of the space craft  and started storming down to earth. " this sucks!!!!!" a random space cat says while flying to earth on fire. "almost there" nyan cat says like there not on fire. BAM. the space cats get up. '' ow'' says one of the spacecats. suddenly high tech guns fall from the sky. nyan cat catches one "lets do this". to be continued

dead (evil space cats ep2 coming today)

if i died and i was a gost i would think of possibilitys of being a gost but first i needed to make sure i was dead. so would find a wall and try running trough it if it works im a gost and guess what.... it didnt work :(

one year left :(

(not a true story) well today i whent to the doctors today a when i walked in the doctor walked in looking upset and he told me i had one year to live. my heart was pumping and my bodie was shaking. When i got home i sat down and said wow one year i got to make it the best year of my life so i stole my parents money and flew to mexico and in mexico i robbed banks and stole money without them nowing and started my adventure:)


The first thing i would do is go to new york ive been  but i didnt do everthing.  so In new york i would buy everything i whanted plus a wiener dog thats really fat and name it dingo get a home and stay for 2 monthes then sell my house buy a van put all my stuff in it then go skydiving over new york  once i land i would buy a yacht and sail to japan on my way to japan i would go scuba diving  and fishing for sharks :) my yacht would be my home for the 5 to 8 weeks sailing to japan till i finally get there.


when i get there i would buy every manga ( japanise comic) ive ever whanted and buy a dogo with a house next to it and take all my stuff of my yacht plus dingo and i would buy a katanas and other ninja wepons.
when im done putting  all my stuff in my new home i would learn japanise so could talk to every one  and make friends and ask if they could  teach my how to make mangas and be a world famouse manga maker!


in my last two monthes i would sail home to kelowna and say good bye to my family and friends and when i have a week iwould give all my stuff and money to charity and go to new york a go to the tallest building in the last hour i would scream I LOVE YOU MOM AND DAD and jump a week later everyone i met in japan and new york and kelowna and my family comes to my funarle to say good bye

monkey

if i could be any animal it would  have to be a monkey :) cause they eat anything (mostly bananas) and there active. all day monkeys just play around in trees so no one can  see them, they have no prays and there friends are monkeys and all the other apes in the world! Were monkeys live are the best to they live in a jungle A GIANT JUNGLE GYM.... but if i couldnt be a monkey i would be....... A EVIL SPACE CAT a cat that is trying to kill all the dogs in the world so he can be mans best friend.

the bath tube

speed racing :), a big cereal bowl ,a sled,

a door,a tiger cage, a giant Pepsi can( with Pepsi in it),a computer, a hat,a binder,a chair, a bathtub, a space ship for the evil space cats, a giant piece of bread,a boat, a car, a trampoline, a bed,

the evil space cats ep1

there was a day were the dogs took over and the cats weren't happy so they talked to there leader the nyan cat (the nyan cat is a pop tart cat that fly's in space) and he gave them all space helmets and then he brought them to space and  they went to the space farm with taco dog doughnut horse  star sheep and many more and the nyan cat trained them to fight and fly in space and now it was time to fight >:)

COOKIES!!!!!

i love COOKIES