ninja cat

 It was a normal day when al of a sudden a big swarm of dogs come running as fast as a car and smells like wet dog, the front dog had a bag in his mouth. i think to myself how wierd that was but all of a sudden it gets dark but only around me so i look up and theres a cat in ninja suit standing on its two feet. The ninja cat pulls out its ninja staff " meow meow meowwww" the yells than jumps of the building and wacks one of the dogs with it. i run to catch up. ninja cat jumps  in front of the pack. all the dos wimper like crying babys. "meow" the ninja cat sais in a deep voice. ninja cat jumps up and smacks the dog leader in the face wich made the bag go flying like a person getting hit by a bull in a bull run, As the cat walks towards the bag all the dogs run off ninja cat picks up the bag and looks inside the bag and its eyes twinkle, ninja cat puts its hand in and pulls out something and lifts it in the air with glory so i read what it says "CAT NIP" in big bold letters "cat nip" i scream "all that for cat nip " the ninja cat gives me a evil look and runs at me and ninja kicks me in the face! " and thats why youre late" my boss tells me "yep"i say nervesly " youre fired" my boss slowly walks away. i look out the window and ninja cat is sitting on the building next door. it looks at me and winks